Wednesday, November 18, 2009

A Shucking Good Time

Oyster shucking 101: Hog Island Oyster Company. 
1. "Gentle with the tip."
2. "What the shuck did you say?"
3. "Work the tip then open it."
4. "I'm wearing this for protection"
5. "Sometimes I swallow. Sometimes I chew."
6. "Wedge it open."
7. "Smell your fingers."
8. "Don't smell your fingers."
9. "Get your dirty dick skinners off my tools"
10. "Somebody's gonna git hurt and fall into a grill..."





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